“I can’t be a-a-a wizard. I mean, I’m just Harry, just Harry.”

“Hey, Ridley, ya got any Beeman’s?”

“I can tell. You know how I can tell? ‘Cause we’re connected!”

“How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?”

“Sir, would you like me to suggest what you can do with that promotion?”

“Why do you want to live?”

“An ancestor of mine maintained that when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

“See? If you think nice things, all door open to you.”

“It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I’ll give you two.”